Friday, April 28, 2017

Snakes alive!

We recently had a little visitor to our screen dome. Well not so little. Actually the biggest black racer snake I've ever seen!  And how he managed to get in with both doors closed I have no idea.  We were gone for most of the day too so by the time he was noticed he had had sat out there for hours and was not a happy camper.

Snake transport

Snake in our screen dome and yes that is a wild bunny he's staring at


Black racers are the snakes seen most often. They do get pretty big but are harmless and very beneficial.  So killing him was not an option.  Jim got a big net and after a little chasing and some angry net biting, the big snake slithered into the net without much ado, totally exhausted and resigning himself to his sad fate which I'm sure he thought was death.  We put him outside under our lemon tree and he sat there coiled up for the longest time staring at us and maybe wondering what the hell just happened?  I checked and a few minutes later he had disappeared.  We have only seen two species of snakes on our property, Black Racers and A Coachwhip, another big harmless snake.  Really I shouldn't use the term harmless as they can give a nasty albeit non-poisonous bite if they are in a foul mood.

  But thankfully we do not have Pythons -yet.  They have not slithered this far north. But for the south Floridians who have this major problem I feel for ya. It will only be a matter of time before it is a beloved pet or God forbid a small child becomes snake fodder.  And this states answer to python control has been either futile or ridiculous. Hence the very funny ( and equally not funny) article in today's paper.   Read and enjoy!


http://www.tampabay.com/opinion/columns/ruth-no-good-will-come-from-amateur-python-hunting/2321829

Thursday, April 20, 2017

Genealogy update, it just gets weirder

So in light of my very strange results my daughter and her husband decided to see how theirs would turn out.

Anxiously they awaited the results.  My daughter's came back as New Zealand and South America and her husband who is 100% French came back as Honduran with nary a drop of french blood!😲 We nearly died laughing. But hey these tests were expensive!  WTH?!  Kevin is as French as you can get and we can trace his lineage back to France in the 16th century! So how is it he doesn't have even one drop?!

And how in hell is Tara from South America or New Zealand?  Shouldn't her DNA match mine? It sure doesn't.  Just like the TV show "Who do you think you are", with these ridiculous results I have no fricken clue!   I have no idea who I am.  How can the results be SO off?

Ancestry is always showing ads with unusual results that people embrace. One woman said she had NO idea she was 25% American Indian. Trust me if you had Indian blood you'd know!  SOMEONE would have mentioned it!

So now I am wondering if this DNA is from past lives and not this one?  I mean really what's the answer? You hear all the time about people and their past lives. One little kid right now is sure he was Lou Gherig in a past life. If that's true should he be doing Lou Gehrig's genealogy?  I'm confused.  would his DNA show German ancestry?   Maybe, I guess in light of wacky DNA results anything is possible!

I had said I wouldn't ever do a DNA profile on Jim as I KNOW his would say Greek.  But since Kevin is 100% French and doesn't who even show one drop maybe not.  Maybe dark very ethnic Jim would come back as Irish or Swedish?  It may be worth the $100 just to find out and have a good laugh!

Tuesday, April 4, 2017

The curse of the angry snowbirds!



Finally, FINALLY the roads are opening up and there is noticeable difference in the traffic.  Finally we can go to a restaurant and actually hear ourselves think. We can get good treatment at an ER and not be shoveled out the door quickly in favor of the Canadians with better insurance.  We can even go to a theme park and not be trampled in a stampede. Ahhh.😄  And we will have this solitude till the end of May when the tourists show up.  Lately it's been so peaceful till yesterday...

Yesterday started out so nice, Tara and I did a little shopping, then visited my sister and were thoroughly entertained by her African Tortoise.  Who says reptiles don't have personalities!
After a while we left to go to the Shell Station on Deltona as my car was practically empty. Jim hates this gas station and tells me to avoid it at all costs, it is small and a nightmare to maneuver in. Well I wanted to use my shell rewards card so I went anyway. BOY do I wish I had listened! First I try to pull into one spot and a convertible with a man driving bullied me out of the way. Hmm. so next I went to another one and got there the same time as a huge SUV who tried to do the same thing! This time I was NOT backing down and continued to the pump and they went around and took the one on the other side. Case closed, I "thought".

Nope her angry old dad came out with a tirade of insults to which I answered every one!  Now that is not like me at all- I had snapped. 😈 Anyone who knows me knows I am pretty laid back and easy going and I hate confrontation and will usually do anything to avoid it. But just like in the "Christmas Story" in times of great duress people have been known to speak in tongues!  I literally made the air blue.  Maybe I was made braver by my retired Army sergeant daughter who also shot back at the old man in anger to which his son/son-in-law jumped out of the car and started a tirade of his own. Now I am 4'9 1/2 and the son looked like a linebacker! It was a literal David and Goliath story started with the vehicle version of David and Goliath which my little car had won, and for some reason pissed them off to no end.

I am assuming they are snow birds as they had thick northern accents most likely from New York.  I am not anti New Yorker, I married one!  Jim was born and raised in Manhattan and before you get impressed by that he is from the Washington Heights section a tough neighborhood mostly made up of minorities near Harlem.  Had he been there he would be in jail now, so I am glad he was missing.  Besides I had my trained Army daughter, very accustomed to shouting at men, to back me up and she tore them both a "new one" to which they gave up. So does that mean we won again? I'm not sure anyone was the true winner in such an awful exchange between human beings.  When they drove away the old man said "have a nice day", I'm sure out of sarcasm and not true feelings to which Tara shot back, "have the day you deserve".  I can only hope they were getting a fill up to slither back under the rock from whence they came, hundreds of miles away.

Meanwhile at a pump not far away the arrogant jerk in the convertible was pumping away casually like nothing was happening...la de da de da 🙈🙉🙊

When things like this happen Jim always says the cure for obnoxious people is to live on 4 acres in the woods. Well okay, we have 4 acres in the woods but unfortunately we do have to go to civilization at times! I wish we didn't and we try to limit it to once a week as this incident isn't isolated and have had angry confrontations before. The last one happened on my birthday in a Lowe's Parking lot when another old man nearly ran over Jim to which Jim yelled at the man and he also jumped out of the SUV with a angry tirade when he was clearly at fault and wasn't watching what he was doing-at all.  
We lived in crowded as hell Clearwater for 17 years and I don't remember any incidents like this -at all.  We have lived here two years have had two explosive episodes and I don't know how many countless times of being cut off in traffic and pushed or cut in line at stores.  It says a lot about the people who live in this county. And sure most of the incidents are with snow birds who don't care how they act as they aren't here all year but some are from locals who are here all the time. Makes me want to be a snow bird just to get away.  Hernando county is mostly rural and you would think that means nice. Nope, not always sometimes it just means low class which is unfortunate, it is a really pretty area to live in.  I wish I could say that I can relish the next two months of quiet but as yesterday proved even a lot less people doesn't matter. As my mother used to say it "only takes one bad apple to spoil a bunch".